this year, my costume is gonna be a little…Lin-teresting..

this year, my costume is gonna be a little…Lin-teresting..

“don’t make me angry, or i’ll start flipping over tables”

“don’t make me angry, or i’ll start flipping over tables”

hey thanks man..you’re a lifesaver

hey thanks man..you’re a lifesaver

a few days ago, I walked into my room and found this hanging on my curtains.
so…if you can think of any fish puns, let minnow
(thanks Kyle)

a few days ago, I walked into my room and found this hanging on my curtains.

so…if you can think of any fish puns, let minnow

(thanks Kyle)

“you ran out of protein? no whey!”

“you ran out of protein? no whey!”

nice to meat you

nice to meat you

the real batman..

the real batman..

make sure you give me the receipt when you serve because i’m just gonna return it

make sure you give me the receipt when you serve because i’m just gonna return it

i’m so behind the times..

i’m so behind the times..

cats love me. just kitten..

cats love me. just kitten..